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"FAITH AND BEGORRAH!!! She's onto where I hid me pot of gold!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Elvis Presley

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Reese Witherspoon

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Kritik's Korner

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Canadian film production

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Bryan Ferry

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'