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Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Canadian film production

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Fossil record player.

Moby Dick

Woman crying with happiness.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'