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Bob Fosse

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

He kept up his guitar practise...

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Steve McQueen

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."