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"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The Month of August

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"So you don't want to come along?"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'