Movie Music Fans Gifts

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The Month of August

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"So you don't want to come along?"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Titanic 100th anniversary