Film Music Fan Gifts

Hurdy gurdy

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

EWE 2.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm the bad guy..."

What's an Imax cave?

"Werewolves of London..."

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Tina Turner

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."