Musical Film Lover Gifts

Gene Kelly

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Star Wars Audience

Kirsten Johnson

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Tom Hanks