Movie Lover Gifts

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It all started after he saw that 'Billy Elliot' movie on the telly."

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

'Hand over the brain.'

In an instant, Ashley's social life was reduced to the status of pond scum.

James Bond: Senior Years.

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

'I'm traumatized, doc. I rented the video 'Biker Chicks Gone Wild' and my mother-in-law was topless in it.'

Playing Noughts and Crosses on the Cinema Board.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"No, I'm sorry Billy, we won't be covering the time the Martians invaded Earth."

"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"

Cars at the drive in.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

James Coburn

'Harry!'

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

I'm sorry you missed your favorite part, but they can't 'pause' the movie just so you can go to the bathroom!

Popcorn: Large £6, Medium £4, Scooped Up Off the Floor £1.

'Use the force, Peel. Let it flow through you.' - 'Wouldn't it be easier to just pick the banana up?' - 'Uh?' - 'Luke Skywalker never had to suffer these interruptions!'

'In political news, GOP candidates watched old Reagan movies so they could appear more 'Reaganesque'.'

'Did you read the stimulus package bill?' - 'Nah - I decided to wait for the movie.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Excuse me, I think you're sitting in my seat.'

'Now showing: 'Bored to Tears',

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

'Well Bond, if you will sleep around...'

'The film last night had a happy ending.'

Steve McQueen

Spaghetti Western Justice

"This is just a wake-up call, right? Like in the movies, right?"

"Dad, please...can't you go faster?"

The Really Clean Window