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'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Hand over the brain.'

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Cars at the drive in.

"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"

Playing Noughts and Crosses on the Cinema Board.

'I'm traumatized, doc. I rented the video 'Biker Chicks Gone Wild' and my mother-in-law was topless in it.'

"No, I'm sorry Billy, we won't be covering the time the Martians invaded Earth."

"You're a demanding little chap. The nearest telephone is in the next century."

"I'd like to buy this book and also the movie rights."

"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."

"Do you want to stay for the credits?"

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"What's good for a 'he sleeps with the fishes' message?"

"I'll have to call you back. 'Miss Congeniality 2,' our in-office movie, is starting."

Ali MacGraw

Spoiler Alert!

Jamie Campbell Bower

A cleaner in a cinema

"Start talking."

"Bed bugs."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"These people are talented! Such drama! Such flair! And their stories reach millions! That's what I want to be when I grow up!"

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

"I love L.A."

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

'Gang Bangs of New York.'

"Don't worry, it's just a guy in a rubber suit."

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

'Lot to be said 'bout riding off into the sunset!'