Cinema Lover Gifts

Goldilocks at Sundance.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Welcome to Hollywood

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

"Don't go in there!"

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'-and where are the CAMERAS I asked for?'

'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

'I do hate it when they squeeze the end credits like this!'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

Orson Welles

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'What kind of man are you, Steve?! Turn around and demand that he remove his feet from the back of my seat this instant!'

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

"Look! I see an abbreviated version of Disney's Bambi."

"They're subtitles dear, you don't have to text a reply."

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I don't care if you're 280 in dog years, Snoop, you're not eligible for a senior citizen discount.'

"Play it, Sam."

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

The Horror Film Director.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'Whoa! Who writes your stuff -- Mel Gibson?'