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'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Waste of twenty quid.'

Pirate

Theatre Masks and Butts

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Miggs's short-lived joy

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

You are very important to me!

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"Those who can can, dance."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Wotan with eye patch

Raging Bull on Ice

What Are These?

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Ballet dancer

Making noise in the cinema