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'It was great. I hated it.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinemuck

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

You are very important to me!

Doggy-3D

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

The Paunch & Judy Show

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

"Sit down Fred!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

'Waste of twenty quid.'