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"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

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Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinemuck

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

You are very important to me!

Doggy-3D

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

"Sit down Fred!"

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

'Waste of twenty quid.'

'You don't get all bent out of shape when LADY GODIVA does it!'