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"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Horror movies

"And this is our media room."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Applause

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

TV-Man

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Hugh fans!"

"Housekeeping?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Big screen TV.

Canadian film production

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...