Movie Theater Nostalgic T-Shirts

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

I'm Spartacus.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Hitchcock's The Birds

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Charlie Chaplin

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

Head of Dumbing-Down

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."