Movie Theater Nostalgic Gifts

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

I'm Spartacus.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Hitchcock's The Birds

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Kim Novak caricature

Ingrid Bergman

Charlie Chaplin

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

Future Nostalgia

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Charlie Chaplin

Richard Widmark

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Man Smoking

Antonio de Curtis

Head of Dumbing-Down

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."