Vintage Cinema Gifts

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Man Smoking

"What makes you think Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and all that bunch are so happy?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Paul Newman - '' Raindrops keep falling and I'm dead...''

"Your face looks vaguely familiar too."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"I love these black and white films."

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Steve McQueen

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

I'm Spartacus.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Play on."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Cary Grant

Lumiere brothers caricature

Laurel and Hardy

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Fred Astaire

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

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At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Phantom of Casablanca