Vintage Cinema Lover Gifts

Straw Tough Guy

The bad news is that it can't be removed, Mr. Fusco. But the good news is that it's by far the best Ernest Borgnine tattoo I've ever seen. ! !

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Antonio de Curtis

Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin

I'm Spartacus.

Shirley Temple

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

Kim Novak caricature

"How come, in westerns, it's always the floozie who's a redhead?"

Hitchcock's The Birds

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Queen Kong

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Laurel and Hardy

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Cary Grant

Fred Astaire

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Lumiere brothers caricature

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

The Bride of Frankenstein