Movie Theater Gifts

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Horror movies

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"And this is our media room."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Hugh fans!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

TV-Man

"The Eggsorcist"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Applause

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

What's an Imax cave?

Big screen TV.

Canadian film production