Movie Theater Experience Gifts

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'It was great. I hated it.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Cinemuck

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Couple Watching Scary Film

"I don't know. Do you want to watch a moovie?"

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

The Marx Brothers in 3D

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Did I miss something?"

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

Falling asleep in the cinema.

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Are you crying?'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'Ever notice that the actors keep getting thinner while the audience gets fatter?'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."