Cinema Nostalgists Gifts

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Janet Leigh

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

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Ingrid Bergman

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

Future Nostalgia

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Errol Flynn.

Godzilla's Twilight Years

Gloria Swanson caricature

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

'They don't make 'em like they used to.'

Eat Joe's Diner

An offer I can't refuse? Oh, dear, you're not from Reader's Digest, are you?

'Ever since Byron from accounting saw Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, he's seemed to have an identity crises.'

"I love these black and white films."