Entertainment Nostalgist Gifts

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Art Garfunkel.

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Neil Young

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'My first tattoo...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Munster Island.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Creative right?'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'