Entertainment Nostalgist Pillows

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Flava Superba

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Munster Island.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

His master's voice

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'My first tattoo...'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Creative right?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"