Pop Culture Nostalgist Pillows

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Marilyn Monroe

Sunny and Chair

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Damon Albarn

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"