Pop Culture Nostalgist Pillows

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Sunny and Chair

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'The picture's snowy.'

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"