Music Nostalgist Pillows

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'No way, Gran, the most illegal thing you can do on a computer is download Engelbert Humperdinck singing.'

'I miss Bluegrass.'

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

'I'm burying the music I love, so in 20 years when I'm in advertising, I can dig it up and use it in insurance ads.'

Downloading.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

His master's voice

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

All the Corny Old Songs You've Shamefully Started Liking Now You're over 30

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. Not everyone is doing the locomotion anymore."

"Horton hears The Who!"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Victorian mother and daughter.

James Brown's Soul Train.