Music Nostalgics Pillows

'Apparently he's a techno-pop pioneer and the best urban act... will you make the tea?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Church in the year 2035.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

James Brown's Soul Train.

Victorian mother and daughter.