Pop Music Nostalgist Pillows

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Sony Dorkman

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"

Downloading.

Victorian mother and daughter.

James Brown's Soul Train.

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."