Pop Music Nostalgist Pillows

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

Art Garfunkel.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Neil Young

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Damon Albarn

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"

Rod Stewart

Downloading.

James Brown's Soul Train.

Sony Dorkman

Victorian mother and daughter.