Britpop Nostalgist Pillows

Damon Albarn

Lennon and McCartney.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"This next one's another oldie."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Suggs.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Hell's busker

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Liam Gallagher

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Morrissey

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Downloading.

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'