Music Nostalgist Gifts

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'No way, Gran, the most illegal thing you can do on a computer is download Engelbert Humperdinck singing.'

'I miss Bluegrass.'

Lennon and McCartney.

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

'I'm burying the music I love, so in 20 years when I'm in advertising, I can dig it up and use it in insurance ads.'

Downloading.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

His master's voice

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"The 'Sixties was era of great tragedies, son: The Kennedy Assasination, Martin and Malcom, the Vietnam War, Dylan goin' electric in '65..."

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Just Beat It - with backup sung by the O'Jays.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Art Garfunkel.

All the Corny Old Songs You've Shamefully Started Liking Now You're over 30

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"This next one's another oldie."

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

Vintage Vinyl. Just because it has Ray Charles singing a sad song doesn't make a "Blue Ray Disc."

"I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. Not everyone is doing the locomotion anymore."

"Horton hears The Who!"

Neil Young

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mick Jagger at 95.