Music Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"You know you're getting old when your favorite band's tour s sponsored by an adult diaper company."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Disco Owls

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Who's Phil Collins?'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

David Bowie

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Greatest Band?"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Mia Martini

Gramophone Headphone

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"