Music Nostalgists Gifts

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

James Brown's Soul Train.

Rod Stewart