Music Nostalgists Gifts

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

James Brown's Soul Train.

Sony Dorkman

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