Musical Nostalgist Gifts

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Victorian mother and daughter.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Sony Dorkman

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

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