Concert Nostalgist Gifts

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Sony Dorkman

Victorian mother and daughter.

Downloading.

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'