Music Nostalgia Gifts

'That figures! I just get all this paid for and the recording industry goes out of business!'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

His Master Voice Desert Island

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Downloading.

James Brown's Soul Train.

Sony Dorkman

Victorian mother and daughter.

"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."