Music Nostalgia T-Shirts

"Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs."

'That figures! I just get all this paid for and the recording industry goes out of business!'

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

Neil Young

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Art Garfunkel.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Victorian mother and daughter.

Downloading.

Rod Stewart

James Brown's Soul Train.