Cinema Nostalgist Gifts

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I'll never forget you."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Kissing at the Movies

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

'The picture's snowy.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"I love these black and white films."

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

"Follow the yellow brick road"