Cinema Nostalgist Gifts

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

"I'll never forget you."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Kissing at the Movies

Future Nostalgia

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

'The picture's snowy.'

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

Errol Flynn.

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'Ever since Byron from accounting saw Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, he's seemed to have an identity crises.'

"I love these black and white films."

'I never forget the launch code. It's the same as my account number at Blockbuster.'