Movie Nostalgic T-Shirts

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

Richard Widmark

You talking to me?

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

Head of Dumbing-Down

Clint Eastwood

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

The first book signing.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Follow the yellow brick road"

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

Victor Mature.

Pin The Tail On The Grandfather

"Maybe it wasn't such a cool idea to name the agency after our old band."

"I dream of meanie"

"Which is more ancient—our chants or 'Piano Man'?"

'Park it over there and don't get jumpin' up on the stage - they've installed a stair lift for you - special like.'

"No, right house but 30 years too late."