Movie Theaters Pillows

Jumping out of the popcorn queue watching the Matrix.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

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Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

You are very important to me!

Doggy-3D

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

The Marx Brothers in 3D

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

"Sit down Fred!"

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"