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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinemuck

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

You are very important to me!

Doggy-3D

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

"Sit down Fred!"

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

'Waste of twenty quid.'

"Dude, that was the best superhero movie ever!"