Home Theater Lover T-Shirts

"It somehow makes our financial collapse more real when witnessed in 4K HDR OLED."

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Wide screen TV

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"The big screen really brings out the violence."