Theater Lover Prints

"Good coffee."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

Big Ballet Dancer.

A town crier ringing his bell and shouting the news.

SHAKESPEARE APTS: 2B...not 2B.

One-man show: Only one man shows up in audience.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Love those shoes!

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

Acting School.

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

'So, apart from the literary reference, that's it, is it?'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

A policeman ending a puppet show

Theatre.

"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"

"Is that rain? or the opera singer?"

'I have to go to the bathroom.'

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"This time, I'm afraid it's serious. He just met a girl named Maria."

Mime marriage.

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Stage hand has cigars ready.

'Does my bum look big on this'

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'