Drama Lover Pillows

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

''... or not to be'!'

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

William Shakespeare

Bad Heir Day

Hamlet on interactive TV.

'Why don't you go and do your shopping, Irene, then Janet and I will have something to talk about.'

Fire at the fireworks factory.

Good V Evil.

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Stock Market Unplugged.

The Bottle - Bailiffs Repossess Furniture- Drinking Continues

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."

"Hello, due to a shortage of staff I will be operating on you today..."

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

Mr. Mantalini poisons himself for the seventh time

"Coughing, or non-coughing?"

Nicholas Beats Mr Squeers

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

'You expect the lions and the death, but the booing from the crowd is just hurtful.'

The wine-shop

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

Surface Tension

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

'The paper shredder would have kept your old bank details just as secure, darling!'

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

'It was a devastating breakup. You know how intense those attorney/client relationships can be.'