Dramatics Lover Pillows

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Blue Dress and Feather

Scarpia from Tosca

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Speech

Oedipus

Proposal

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

A couple decides what to watch.

I Pagliacci

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).