Diplomacy Drama Lover Pillows

A long war followed.

"Well, well, if it isn't Little Percy Pence. I thought your hero, Dumb Donald was to meet me here to duke it out...."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

"Have your people call my people."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

I Pagliacci

Oedipus

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Speech

Proposal

We have a dream....

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."