Diplomacy Debate Lover Pillows

President Trump's last day in office: "Listen, Kim Jong-Ugly, you midget loser, your nuclear tests are just compensating for your lack of manhood! You don't have the guts to use one of those, you Korean weenie!"

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Nation-building never works."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

The economy.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Changing Minds

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Lord George brings news of the debate

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."