Diplomacy Debate Lover Pillows

President Trump's last day in office: "Listen, Kim Jong-Ugly, you midget loser, your nuclear tests are just compensating for your lack of manhood! You don't have the guts to use one of those, you Korean weenie!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"National security adviser"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

The economy.

Changing Minds

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Roe v. Wade

Unanimous voting.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Armageddon

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."