Diplomacy Diva Pillows

Spy Satellite

"Furthermore, my opponent does not believe in Canadian Unexceptionalism."

"This is war! Let the unfriending begin!"

"Yes, here's your appointment, Mr. Baker. Sims vs. Baker, ten a.m."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"National security adviser"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Putin and Zelensky

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

William Shakespeare

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."