Diplomacy Devils Pillows

"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Putin and Zelensky

US and the EU

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."

A world divided by the war

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Nuclear Proliferation

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"Beg for peace!"