"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."
Diplomacy Devils Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the mischievous and clever spirit of diplomacy? Our 'Diplomacy Devils' collection celebrates the art of tact, wit, and a dash of devilish charm. Whether it's for a seasoned diplomat or a savvy negotiator, these products make a playful nod to the artful dance of diplomacy. Brighten up their space with a touch of humor and a lot of personality — because sometimes, a little devilish diplomacy is just what you need.
"Nation-building never works."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Pretty Flowers
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"National security adviser"
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
Putin and Zelensky
US and the EU
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
Two Ways out of Iraq.
'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'
"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."
"Have your people call my people."
A world divided by the war
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
Nuclear Proliferation
Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island
"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"
"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"
"Beg for peace!"
Diplomacy Devils Gifts Collection
Diplomacy Devils Mugs
Browse our collection of 'Diplomacy Devils' mugs and start every day with a smile and a witty toast to the art of fine negotiation.
Diplomacy Devils Pillows
Check out our 'Diplomacy Devils' pillows to add a cheeky and charming accent to your living space or office seating.
Diplomacy Devils Prints
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Diplomacy Devils T-Shirts
Explore our 'Diplomacy Devils' t-shirts for a humorous and stylish way to showcase your love of wit and diplomacy in everyday wear.