Diplomacy Dealer Gifts

"I have in my hand a secret agreement in which my brother promises to take over doing my chores starting today. . ."

Russian Tanks advance on the Dove of Peace

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Putin and Zelensky

US and the EU

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."

"Beg for peace!"

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

Bush farewell.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'