Diplomacy Discusser Gifts

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

What could go wrong?

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Pretty Flowers

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Putin and Zelensky

US and the EU

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island